Greg Kemp

"I love this place. Duckie on a Saturday, Edna and slags on a Sunday. Great crowd and it's part of a community. More so than most other places in Vauxhall. Alternative and fun. Good honest fun. LOVE IT"

"Leave. Immediately"

"Ask one of the waitresses for champagne, double up on what you need. It can be hard to get their attention when it's busy"

"ring the bell, if you're gorgeous you'll be let in."

"Baristo cafe is gorgeous in the sunshine and good to watch the world go by. Nice market."