Greg Giovinazzo

"Jambalaya... Holy crap. Eat it if you like spicy food."

"Don't be fooled by the dollar bill wall--Food is surprisingly good."

"Dunkin Donuts stand is a joke. You pour your own coffee then have to dump it 60 seconds later before entering gate directly behind you. Where's the warning pre-purchase? Fail."

"Crappy, overpriced, grocers' freezer section food. Found rocks in drinks. Beach is rocky and unswimmable. Rooms are hot and reek of mildew. Beds are hard as a rock. Awful, awful place."

"Get the yellow rice and beans. And the chicken entrees are wrapped in bacon. BONUS!"