"Always check to see if the river is high or low."
"Get the ultimate wash, it includes RainX for your windows."
"Watch out for low flying aircraft!"
"Live Action Frogger game every weekend, holiday and most evenings! You get to play the frog as you drive and walk about! Don't get splattered!"
"Watch out for Alien spacecraft"
"Can only exit Northbound and get on Southbound. About useless if you ask me."