"Ask to hear the piano player at Treats. He's extremely good."
"Their Internet is sloooow! Also, first floor rooms are noisy."
"A place you don't want to come (if you're here, you're hurt)."
"I like the waxy taste of their icing. Wait, no I don't, it's gross!!"
"Wonderful cupcakes, baked fresh every day. They even have Foursqure specials!!"
"An awesome surf camp, run by really, really cool people."