"CONSUMER ALERT! Misleading or unclear, you decide: check in & you'll "unlock" deal, but check dates because mgmt will argue when it counts. M–T on leap year harvest moon days, Saturn 7th house etc…"
"Ladies, you probably won't be the only one here on a Saturday."
"Comfortable patio area."
"Don't bother with the wifi here. It sucks."
"ALWAYS check the sale prices as they ring you up. Often the discounts don't go through so ask the cashier."
"Avoid coming on the weekend."