George Miller

"Didn't think much of the food here. A bit watery and not much flavour. Stick to the Merrow Dynasty!"

"Give some money to the busker who whistles."

"The general rule is: if a club has people standing in Leicester Square advertising it, then it's no good. Go somewhere else."

"Excellent food but the bill adds up pretty quickly."

"Observe the look of surprise on the cashier's face when you don't buy a lottery ticket."

"If you're in the queue, look out for 3-4 people casually hanging out on the other side of the alley. They couldn't more obviously be undercover police if they tried."