Brianna Page

"PRO TIP: STOP CHECKING INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S CARS IDIOT."

"You don't really have to worry about the cat's butt anymore. Improvement!"

"Had some awesome rides but ended up injured at the end of most of them. Employees don't give a damn and there are quite a few safety concerns. Lifeguards sit idly by as rules are broken."

"When rolling down the windows, front windows go down first. I PITY DA FOOL WHO DON'T OBEY DA RULES."

"Oh, and dont do the hibachi. Blander than bland. You're better off with the bland buffet food. That has at least a tiny bit more flavor."

"This place sucks. Sushi is good but that's about it. And the bubble tea is good...when they get it right. But, they're likely to blame their own stupidity on you."