Gerard Laborde

"The beef laab can be ordered medium rare. It is amazing!"

"Get the carne asada platter and substitute barbacoa instead of steak!"

"Here's a tip - Show up without an invite and Kika will maul you like the tiger mauled Sigfried... Or was it Roy?"

"The Crown Side-Sleeper pillow has our patented shoulder-notch. Which, not only provides the support your neck deserves, but it keeps your pillow from running away from you at night!"

"We specialize in memory foam, but we don't stop there! Here is just one of the innersprings we carry! Starting at only $199 for a queen size, our Venice pillowtop is PERFECT for your guest bedroom!"

"The Visco Elite is our answer to the Tempurpedic Cloud! You wanted a traditional-style memory foam mattress infused with a cooling layer and you got it! Even more good news? It's half the price!!!"