"The sweet potato fries rock, but eat them quick. MUCH better hot."
"El Diablo rocks the joint, but bring some Carmex or Chapstick. You'll need it."
"Ordering pide is like ordering pizza...call ahead if you're in a hurry, or sit and have a cup of tea."
"Here's a tip....get your bike services in the off-season, so you don't waste a beautiful 80 degree day waiting 3 hours for fixing a flat tire along with everyone else who waited until the last minute."
"The cashiers are the only good staff they have here. The laziest managers I have ever seen (this means you, Mr. White Hair)"
"Living here sucks...the bitch upstairs is a bitch...the only upside is it keeps the rain off one's head."