"New ownership drastically changing this once great historic landmark. Business model is strictly corporate; no more arcade, no Spookshow, art deco charm all gone. Not to mention the longtime staff."
"Actually, no, you CAN'T buy tickets early for Rocky Horror unless it's Halloween weekend. That's also the only weekend it sells out. Just get here by 11 any Friday night. you should have no problem."
"Delicious. Be sure to tip these guys well, they're providing the best gyros in the city! Also, check out the amazing Mario mural on the back of the building."
"This place is terrible unless you are an awful example of humanity like most of the clientele."
"Long Islands are $3.25 on Saturday nights, forserious! And don't forget to check out the amazing painting of Robert Mugabe's head impaled on an AK-47 on the front porch."
"Join the subscribers' list for discounted comics. Nowhere else in the area does this."