"They allow heavy petting and dry humping if you go in the Guac room. No cameras. Slip the bouncer a $20.00 and tell him you like your salsa spicy."
"Don't make Walter mad at you."
"Don't feed the beagle after midnight or get her wet."
"For sage advice ask mike razim."
"Don't accept candy from that man in the bathroom."
"Don't feed the beagle after midnight or get it wet."