"Path to sainthood? I have mixed emotions about my recent status as mayor of Urban Peak Youth Center. From the looks of things new status was obtained at the expense of a member of the clergy."
"Do not over sleep, Breakfast at Little Anita's New Mexican Food is not to be missed. Breakfast Burritos ($2.50) are good but nothing beats one of the breakfast skillets. Go for the Chorizo($7.50)"