Gabriela DiAngerous

"The tortilla reminds me of my grandparents. Skirt steak cooked awesome. Everything was really authentic."

"They usually have smoothies. If they don't, they will make them upon request."

"Come anorexic, leave morbidly obese."

"Don't park in a non existent spot at the bank next door. You are going to ruin it for the rest of us. Or don't. It's always fun to watch u walk to ur car that's been towed."