"Déjame ahorrarte 20 vueltas...Entra por la YMCA, el edificio está detrás."
"Ojo: esta sucursal no tiene ATH."
"Avoid getting the "you-uncultural-chicken-McNugget-eating-street-hobo" stare and DON'T forget your pashmina. Trust me. It's all about the pashmina here. Not the plays nor the musicals - the pashminas!"
"Applying Aloe Vera on every 20 minutes is not a vacation. So put on some sunblock, gringos! Trust us."
"¡Cuidado! Aquí janguean los fantasmas de los que murieron ahogados en Plaza Acuática..."