FUDK

"Holy fuck the lunch special is a ridiculous deal for only $9."

"The service and selection may be terrible, and downstairs may smell funny, but remember, you came back. Justify it how you want, but it's like fucking the last ugly person at the bar and calling back."

"This is probably where you got that STD."

"Living my Ninja Turtle fantasy twenty years too late."

"This place is like a Barnes & Noble without the Starbucks."

"Jordan-dew-yah?"