"I come here everyday cause I love getting drunk and order the chups!! Xxxx"
"I come here everyday cause I love getting drunk!!!!!"
"I'm back baby. So here's your top tip: Buy the Mayor a fooking drink!"
"If you slap Pete on the bum, he will be in your favour. And with the bar wait building up to nearly an hour at times, a nod and a wink can get you a long way."