Frank Heron

"There's no place like it!"

"Coffee is over-brewed and they don't sell cheddar bagel twists!"

"More Paella than you can eat but it's really good, and with the local Medalla beer at $2 a go you can't go wrong."

"Watch out for the mad Queenie Dog! She'll eyeball you to death"

"Renting the cottage just across the street. It's quiet, very pretty and just the break we needed."

"Avoid the bathrooms unless absolutely necessary and even then never sit down"