Frank Drebin

"Why call it a main course when it’s just a starter? Just as hungry when I left as when I arrived."

"Just as hungry when I left as when I arrived. Don’t call it a main course if it’s really just a starter."

"Tourist trap warning: The Mexican place has "burritos". No attempt has been made to heat it and it is difficult to identify any taste beyond the red onions."

"The noddle place has very mediocre pork bao. It looks delicious, but doesn't taste much. The spring rolls were ok."

"No one came to serve us. Four employees were hanging out in the entrance area, not particularly over-worked, but providing food for take-away. Did they forget to hire someone to serve their tables?"

"Do you think spring rolls sound boring, try this place for lunch! It's delicious."