"Drive to the other starbucks. This one sucks"
"If your in front of me and your trying to pay with change please be so kind as to get the fuck out of the way"
"The drive kid does a great Herbert voice from family gut. No joke"
"Buy your shit an leave. Don't stand making small talk with the staff. Oh don't pay with a bag of pennies"
"If u see a clown car filled with like six people at 2 in the morning just drive home and pass out"