"Don't order food and ask to share your meals - sharing makes the Chef angry"
"Phone ahead your coffee order or be prepared to wait until breakfast is finished before you receive it"
"The best wife in the world's Birthday today "
"I really want to enjoy this place as it works on so many levels except the food "
"What a place this is. Check out the stunning front yard and super clean Audi"
"The complete beast lives here"