"This gym is ratchet! The equipment is dilapidated. I saw my life flash before my eyes while running on the treadmill. Don't do it!"
"I wonder who the geniuses were who decided to put the lounges outside of the security gate."
"You're wack if you didn't come to this party."
"I personally rock with Jose. He gets the job done."
"Check out the total body conditioning class at 10:30am on Saturdays with Paul."