"I'm in the middle of the sandwich I ordered (The Dude w/ fries) and **takes giant bite** IFZZ CHAINZTUNG MAW LUFF. [changing my life] THANX H.H."
"Living near this coffee shop makes for a real bonus in commute time. Commute to the coffee should never be long. Sorry if you live far away. That sucks."
"Take some better pictures folks. WTF. Jesus."
"When you walk through the door, be sure to check out the bathroom on your left. It has a really cool green tub."