"The Magna Carta from 1217 is in better shape than the food court restrooms here."
"The apple pie here is phenomenal!!"
"Yes. This. If you are going anywhere towards the Monte Carlo, this is a huge time saver...enjoy the a.c. while you're at it!"
"Wallpaper is dated. Same as when we were here 5+ years ago but the bed and other furnishings are newer and nice. Comfortable room. I appreciate the Internet even if it's plug-in."
"Overwhelming smell of cheap plastic flip flops."
"Pizza was ok. Build your own pizzas. Base $9 and each additional topping adds $2 or more to the cost. Not worth what we paid."