Rich Howard

"Slowest escalator in the world. London underground escalators operate at least double this speed"

"The Clipper Card topup machine is about the slowest topup machine in the world. Seems it’s connected to credit card companies by a GPRS connection. Topup your Clipper elsewhere if you’re in a hurry."

"Shanti is always at the top of my list of places to visit when I'm in Phuket!"

"The tea was nice, but the scones were TOASTED. A bit weird. Convenient location. Service was terrible - had to go to counter to order and then had to go to counter to pay bill. Didn't leave a tip."

"Channa Masala way too salty. Did chef try it before eating? Also I asked for Dosa with vegetarian curry but they don't have. Not what you expect from a place called Dosa Madras. Avoid."

"Great selection of italian wine. Menu small but perfectly formed. Lobster salad was generously portioned."