"First time I've ever been really dissatisfied with the service somewhere. Got served by 6 different people throughout one hour. When we gave honest feedback they didn't seem to care."
"Vorsicht im Bett: Das Lattenrost fällt gerne aus dem Rahmen."
"Streaming annoying music to the speakers and not telling anyone it's coming from your device is an effective way to entertain the office."
"The doors in the men's room have hooks for your coat and your convenience."
"When going to the men's room, try the toilet in the back. The other one's door tends to make a loud and sudden crack noise when being closed."
"When you have some time to kill while waiting for a merge or a huge query to be finished, taking out the trash is always a fun activity."