"Love the pink chairs! The chairs are to DIE for. No hay burritos"
"Miguel gets cranky when he doesn't poo. Make him guacamole so he stays regular."
"What a long fucking wait! Tienes que esperar mucho a denunciar es una putada real"
"Strong drinks! Hair of the dog, party everyday"
"Party with george he makes strong"
"Drink some wine on the roof and make friends with the doormen to stay up later"