Flannery

"Thursday nights are the best for people watching and watching shit get weird in general."

"Outlet situation here sucks."

"Try the cortisone shot!"

"Get the hummus (and say yes to the hot sauce!). $3 for a small, $5 for a large, making it cheaper AND tastier than anything you'll get at the grocery store."

"Everything is awesome here except for the hipsters. Could also use more tables."

"If you want glasses and have money to blow, come here. Joey is a magical wizard who will take you by the arm and pretty much fling glasses on your face until he's satisfied. And you will love it."