Mikemomo Martinez

"Don't use the drive through. They're too busy checking their Facebook to get your order right."

"Off of the secret menu, order a "Momo". It's a tostada shell covered with queso."

"Rub his right foot for good luck."

"R.I.P. Ram"

"Stop going to this location. The staff is extremely disrespectful."

"Just because it's "hood adjacent" doesn't mean it has to be ghetto. The McDonald's is always out of something. Next time it'll probably be out of meat."