Fabian Grateroles

"Cookies and cupcakes are half off an hour before closing."

"The hot salsa, is really hot. At first you'll be like "this isn't that bad, I dunno what that guy was talking about". But a little later after your tongue has swelt up you'll be like "tho by thod"."

"It's true. The popcorn is stale."

"I don't know why I come here. Some of the worst service I've had. Ever. So awful. Stay away."

"The Pineapple Upper East Side Cake isn't actually cake. FYI."

"Kind of stingy with fillings. Ask for more. They don't mind."