Felix Desroches

"Get a latte from Julia or David, they make the BEST foam bar none (and they're awesome people to boot)."

"Jeremy makes awesome smoked BBQ - but beware his penchant for shots! Oh, and the hot tub rocks too, but get out before 10 or risk chatting up cops in your bathrobe..."

"Yorkshire puds are great, and be sure to stroke Spike the house cat to get some drool on your chest. But really, the company is the best :)"

"The best place for great people and amazing mac n cheese."

"Go to Mollusk on 47th and Irving in the Sunset. Use your foglights to get there. Ogle surf porn, run your hands along works of art, talk to the knowledgeable crew. Then go surf!"

"Go to Little Star and order a Classic individual-sized pizza. Try to eat it all by yourself. Save room for dessert."