"Sign up for the D's Birthday Club & you'll receive a coupon good for a free fish & fry!"
"Count your change! The cashiers tend to short you a dollar or so if using a $20 or 50 bill."
"Vegetable chop suey rules. Be sure to ask for extra sweet & sour sauce."
"Got a check to cash? Do it here! They only charge 1.5%!"
"This used to be called 'Manchester Chop Suey'. Also get the vegetable roll & a Mountain Dew."