Fantasy Lapides

"This ia where you can yake Golf lessons from Sportstime guest Ted Butler. There's also batting cages, pinball, go carts and whatnot. Ted doesn't teach lessons on that stuff. But frankly, he could."

"Finest meat products packed anywhere. Starling Label sausage. Tell your grocery store manager that you want to see Starling Label products front and center in the meat case."

"Frankly, you should shop to Oak Hall instead."

"I gotta tell you: nobody laminates like FedEx Office. Frankly, I'm there at least once a week for lamination. At this one, you can eat at Mister B's (in the rear of the Carrefour) while you wait."

"Try a frozen fruit salad or the Mortburger. You can get the Mortburger with gouda cheese inside. It's some kind of good. They has have the best chicken salad I've ever had, frankly."

"Mention my name and get and extra special discount."