"The owner is an awesome guitarist and singer. He's also the chef and makes killer desserts!"
"Try the fish and chips! The beer batter is made with Harp and the tartar sauce is both homemade and delicious."
"Avoid the third floor! Financial magic is woven there and mere mortals should never trifle in the affairs of wizards."
"Get awesome bevvies on the 5th floor! Sodapop for $0.75 and free coffee/tea..."