"It's ugly, bland, dreary, and looks like an old doctors office, but it had become my second home. It houses more wisdom than any other building in this town."
"Fuji Apple Salad is an orgasmic blend of sweet and sour and is probably pretty healthy too."
"Pretty much everything with meat in it here is THE SHIT."
"Classic gyros are THE SHIT. Everything here is amazing. A beautiful gem in a sea of culinary mediocrity. Your life will forever be meaningless and incomplete unless you dine at this fine establishment"
"Classy, nice atmosphere, expensive as shit."
"MY FAVORITE PLACE TO GORGE! Clean, GREAT selection, lots and lots of food."