"The Worst Starbucks ever! Bad service very slow."
"Pretty good atmosphere with free wifi, how can you not like it?"
"Chef pizza = perfection. It has Black Truffles, Parma Ham, and mozzarella in it. Doesn't that just make your mouth water already?"
"This place has the best baa mhee moo dang noodles !!!"
"This is the best Italian restaurant in Thailand !!"