"Beware of the cockroaches and drunk people, it's nasty and they're everywhere"
"Believe or not they actually serve soy, for all you dairy free friends!"
"Please shower and take your shoes off before entering onto the pool deck, we don't want your outside germs on our feet!"
"Don't forget to shower before you take a swim!"
"Help find this Bernese Mountain Dog, if you see her call (905) 666 - 4676 or (905) 706 - 2635"
"Don't forget to ask about their baked goods!"