Jeff ✈

"Get weird in the hot tub"

"Wine and beer"

"It's fun to sing "getting to know you" while the TSA touches you in your naughty places"

"Great beer selection. Watch someone go through a window, or get their nose broken! Just another night at the parish."

"Order a legendary, and ask for a bowl of Hot Fudge with your bread"

"Order an absinthe and some tatter totts, have a smoke at the bar and remember, life is good."