"If you order the Athenian pizza and like feta cheese, ask for none/less mozzarella or extra feta."
"Not a good first impression...when the table next to you comes in much later and orders the same thing but gets their order first. As I write they are eating and we are still waiting. Unacceptable."
"If you like, get your bun and fries well done for that extra crisp."
"Ask if the fresh-pressed sugar cane drink is available/in-season. Goes great with a banh mi."
"Overrated & overpriced!"