"Keep an eye out for the Gentleman that flies his kite on most sunny days. He gets it waaaaay up in the sky and uses the kite string to drop parachute toys on unsuspecting hipsters."
"Two basket ball courts, a tennis court, and even a volleyball court! An urban gem hidden underneath the highway."
"Eat their gewd foodz if it is offered. Impeccable."
"Amazing views of San Framcisco, Candlestick Park and you can even see a bit past the San Mateo Bridge on a clear day. An undiscovered gem!"