"The guy who stir-fried my vegetable sneezed into the wok and all in full view from the place where I was standing and waiting to collect my food! Gross!"
"Lunch .. But tastes awful!! No Japanese chef will put BBQ sauce on teppanyaki meat .. ... and who will coat chicken chop in batter and deep fry and call that teppanyaki? OMG! The taste is awful!!"