"They said oil change was 29.95 plus tax but then they add another $2.50 for "shop supplies".. Also they have a sign that says check in to foursquare to unlock specials but there isn't a special here!"
"Don't leave the Desert Schools with a check that they gave you by mistake... they'll call the police and blame you for their bad"
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