"Crowded with families on the weekends, beautifully empty on the weekdays."
"Great brew shop for beginning brewers, those interested in rekindling the hobby, and expert zymologists. Huge selection, friendly staff."
"Softest toilet paper in town."
"Best car wash in town. Bring in expired coupons and they'll do their best to hook you up!"
"1st time? Make sure to grab a course map from the pro shop next to 17."
"FYI: Charles IS, in fact, in charge."