"Steak and sushi! Substitute steak for filet mingon and you will be hooked!"
"This place is terrible! Horribly over priced. The bernaise sauce tasted like straight margarine, the 1.6 kg steak was disappointing @ best! 35 bucks for 3 little crab legs! (N)! Don't waste your time!"
"Here I sit, broken hearted! Came to shit and only farted!!"
"Try the low sugar cream soda! Tastes the same to this guy!"