"$4.95 lunch specials? How can you go wrong?"
"And don't forget a side order of lipid panel!"
"Be sure to order the colonoscopy! It's awesome!"
"Get the Nutella & Banana Sweet Crepe."
"Get "The Ethan" breakfast sandwich. (Pretzel Bagel/toasted/buttered/four strips of bacon)"
"Banana jeans are the best!"