"You shall not pass...bitch."
"I usually love this place, but I just had the worst service here ever. I waited 10 minutes for drinks. I had to go get my own forks & Kelly brought us 3 napkins. She only had 2 other tables. Rad. 😒"
"Someone named my house this. I'm just gonna roll with it because that dude is so hot that even my boyfriend wants to bang him. But if you're here, I hope we are throwin down. "