"Great store. Better than Alamo if you needs women's shoes. Helpful staff. And a great discount for repeat customers!"
"Go today 9/12/12 and get a free discount card for entering a sweepstakes to win a car."
"Have a seat. It will be a while. An don't bother trying to get a spot under the lamp in winter. Pigeons got dibs."
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