"Don't fly on ASA flights. They stink. Never on time, never upgrade. Poor service."
"Hot dog is $1.50, drink .50"
"Ahh... Where is the rest of the airport? This is it? Guess I am waiting on my Sandpiper Air flight to nantucket. Place is small small small."
"Get your Nexus card. Bypass the long Customs lines."
"Need a limo to the airport? They are waiting 24x7 out front."