Erik Darmstetter

"Meatballs were hard and dry. Red sauce is excellent."

"This creek gets 6 feet deep during great rains. This creeks name is Monster Creek. Legend has it that the Monster that dwells here is ferocious but is scared of cats."

"Watch out for workers who wear pants to low and bend over an exposé butt to your young daughter. I about threw up"

"They price match with red laster"

"Watch for food expiration dates. They sell close to date at times"

"Check out the live plant wall a s try to guess how many individual plants it has in it."