"The sparkling rose is no longer available."
"This place is so amazing they don't need to change their clocks due to pesky little things like Daylight Savings Time. The room service wait time exceeding an hour was an outstanding feature too!"
"Ask Matt Wood how Solaris can double your uptime."
"I heard Job founded this colony. Kind of like New Amsterdam. But now it's New York. Clearly there's a new mayor in town."
"The IPv6 here is the best you can find. Thanks, Martin!"