"Southernmost slowest drive through. Holy cow."
"The happy hour, though. Buy one get one on ANYTHING. Not limited to the bar, either. Why aren't you here, yet?"
"Take advantage of the morning bootcamp! Great 8-week workout."
"Sangria! In a carafe obviously. Don't bother with a glass."
"Now open on weekends! 25% off (to get traffic in the place) its a great deal!"